HI, I’M RYAN.
I’m currently a Creative Director/Writer at Tombras.
Pretty sure my dad thinks I’m some kind of copyright infringement lawyer.
When I’m not writing, I’m playing hockey, trail running, and giving my Instagram followers invaluable tips.
I have 26,500 freckles. I know this because I made a website to crowdsource the counting.
Thousands of strangers helped me. It got weird.
I met Fred Savage in 2012.
EDUCATION
VCU Brandcenter
M.S. in Mass Communications, Copywriting
2009 - 2011
University of Colorado Boulder
B.A. in Journalism, Mass Comm.
2005 - 2009
GPA: Mind your own business
EXPERIENCE
Tombras
CD
January 2021 -> This moment
CP+B Boulder
Sr. -> ACD
March 2015 - January 2021
Deutsch LA
Jr. -> Mid Level -> Sr.
August 2011 - March 2015
BUT DON’T TAKE MY WORD FOR IT:
“Ryan is the only writer I’d trust with my eulogy” - Sauna buddy
“An absolute tool. But like, a really important tool that you’d use a lot to fix your motorcycle and shit.” - Co-worker
“Overdelivers if your expectations are unreasonably low” - Current Boss
“Thicc in both body and mind” - Workout Partner
“The kind of guy who asks you to make up nice things about him for his about page” - co-worker
“Ryan who?” - Dad
“Above average ginger” - Neighbor
SOME CLIENTS I’VE WORKED ON
Hotels.com | Dominos | Taco Bell | Fruit of the Loom | Infiniti | Zillow | OtterBox | California Milk | Dr. Pepper | Hershey’s |