CD | Writer

CD | Writer

DOMINO’S OPENED 150,000 LOCATIONS IN ONE DAY

Without a physical address you can’t get pizza delivered. Which is real dumb, because that means people at parks, beaches, and little league fields are screwed.

All THE GAME STAINED JERSEY SPIRIT: MORE FLY BOOKING A TRIP CAN FEEL DRAMATIC CASEY'S PIZZA A NEW CULTURAL TREND - THE HATE LIKE SUPER FUTURE CAPTAIN IS THAT CREED FROM THE OFFICE? GERMAN LUXURY MEETS ITS MATCH WE FORCED TOLEDO, OHIO TO LOVE TACO BELL THIS IS THE BEST THING IN MY PORTFOLIO DOMINO’S OPENED 150,000 LOCATIONS IN ONE DAY PEYTON MANNING IS OUR BFF A TOUGH MAN IN A SOFT SHIRT EXTRA BUTTER ON THE POPCORN SEXY CAR COMMERCIAL CELEBRATE RESPONSIBLY HOLY SHIT, IS THAT THE NOID? HARD CUT TO A WOMAN DROWNING IN MAGMA SELLING HOUSES ONE TEAR AT A TIME ERROL MORRIS FILMED THIS AND HE’S CRAZY NCAA COACHES AREN’T THE BEST DRIVERS WE RAISED MONEY BECAUSE FUCK CANCER WE MADE THIS KID SHAVE HIS EYEBROW THIS HAPPENED TO ME SO I MADE IT A COMMERCIAL

THE GAME STAINED JERSEY SPIRIT: MORE FLY BOOKING A TRIP CAN FEEL DRAMATIC CASEY'S PIZZA A NEW CULTURAL TREND - THE HATE LIKE SUPER FUTURE CAPTAIN IS THAT CREED FROM THE OFFICE? GERMAN LUXURY MEETS ITS MATCH WE FORCED TOLEDO, OHIO TO LOVE TACO BELL THIS IS THE BEST THING IN MY PORTFOLIO DOMINO’S OPENED 150,000 LOCATIONS IN ONE DAY PEYTON MANNING IS OUR BFF A TOUGH MAN IN A SOFT SHIRT EXTRA BUTTER ON THE POPCORN SEXY CAR COMMERCIAL CELEBRATE RESPONSIBLY HOLY SHIT, IS THAT THE NOID? HARD CUT TO A WOMAN DROWNING IN MAGMA SELLING HOUSES ONE TEAR AT A TIME ERROL MORRIS FILMED THIS AND HE’S CRAZY NCAA COACHES AREN’T THE BEST DRIVERS WE RAISED MONEY BECAUSE FUCK CANCER WE MADE THIS KID SHAVE HIS EYEBROW THIS HAPPENED TO ME SO I MADE IT A COMMERCIAL

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